I AM A MOTHERFUCKING ARTISTE!

I am a master of appleworks paint, bitches.

I changed the template, then added a crapload of links. Now I'm unhappy with the template, but there's no way I'm going through all of that copying and pasting again. So enjoy the boring colorscheme!

I kissed the kids at noon then stumbled out of the room..

I'm going to share some bands I've been getting into the past few days.


Cold War Kids AMAZING piano-ey soulful rocky delightfulness. Check out the song "We Used To Vacation".

The Book of Daniel Lovely lovely music. I don't know how to describe it. Follow the link and stream the ep, 3rd of December is a personal favourite.

That's all I can think of right now. I feel like I've been going through this terrific drought in terms of new bands to listen to but I've found some gooders this past week. But seriously last week all I listened to were Pavement and the Lucksmiths.

Later y'all.

I always have all of these ambitious plans for the links Im going to add to the sidebar. But I never get around to it. It's not like anyone reads this and/or is ever going to notice the links anyway.

'the Boarder'

I put that tape across the floor for a reason.

"No you can't use my longboard" means no you can't use my longboard. Ever. It doesn't mean you can take it to work when you sleep in and have no bus fare and Im sleeping so you can't ask me. IT MEANS DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING LONGBOARD.

"No you absolutely can not hang sheets from the ceiling" does not mean wait a few weeks and put them up while I'm out of the house. Are. You. Delusional?
Yes, yes you are.

Just because I don't care if Delain wears my shoes whenever, does not mean you've earned the same privelage. If you want to borrow something of mine, ask. If I'm not around to ask the answer is no. In fact, I'm probaly going to say no anyway so don't even entertain the notion of using my things.

I like the window open. I will not accomodate you. When you say things like 'have you ever considered putting your computer in your bedroom' it make me want to throat punch you.

Please. Make. Yourself. Sparse.

karoke rappers

People who pick rap songs for karaoke..
second biggest tools ever or,
biggest tools ever?
No seriously, even if you pull it off, everyone still hates you for picking up the microphone in the first place.

Lately I've been super into this..
love&radio
Hilarity.
Seriously, nothing is funnier than people in awkward situations.