1.18.2008

Ode to Registry Agent Lady (a haiku)

fuck you, you douchebag
you ruined my afternoon
dirty fat-ass cunt

So today I went to replace my driver's license and the lady at the registries was such a condescending bitch. She was going out of her way to be as completely unhelpful as she possibly could. Answering all my questions with one-word answers, rolling her eyes and talking down to my like I was a complete idiot. I am soo nice to people in customer service but her attitude was soo completely uncalled for at the end of my horrendous 3 minute interaction with her I told her she was the most unpleasant person I have ever had to deal with. I kept my composure right up until that point!! Then I called her a cunt right as I was leaving.

I'm a menace!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well written article.