Sunday Is News Day!

The World's Most High Tech Urinal Comes To Victoria

5 Year Old Girl Drinks Fathers Date Rape Drug

Cranberries now hip! (I've been drinking cosmos since grade school)

That's all for today folks.

Fa la la la la

Tonight I was walking home from work feeling sad about not being able to spend Christmas with my family. It suddenly occured to me that there would be no Christmas stocking for me to open on Christmas day.
I ERUPTED into tears. Seriously, it felt like I was having a panic attack.

I need to get out of this place ASAP.

i miss being in school
a lot

i make charming first impressions

foam parties are completely impractical

my clothes and hair are sticky, and my knees are all bruised
i don't know why i thought last night would be a good night to learn to wear heels
im pretty sure everyone loved catching me every 5 seconds as i slipped to my apparent doom


i think the best part was when i was on my knees SWIMMING THROUGH FOAM trying to find my cell phone for like 10 minutes before i remembered i stuck it in my top for safe keeping

Sorry!

I really just needed a break from this thing. Every entry was becoming duller and duller. This one really isn't much of an improvement.