foam parties are completely impractical
my clothes and hair are sticky, and my knees are all bruised
i don't know why i thought last night would be a good night to learn to wear heels
im pretty sure everyone loved catching me every 5 seconds as i slipped to my apparent doom
i think the best part was when i was on my knees SWIMMING THROUGH FOAM trying to find my cell phone for like 10 minutes before i remembered i stuck it in my top for safe keeping
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