9.23.2008

Jerky jerkiness.

Ideas for eliminating homelessness in Edmonton's downtown core:

-make 500 sandwiches, containing lethal amounts of rat poison. Distribute along Jasper Avenue. Wait. Shovel. Repeat as necessary.

-take 1 (or several) large busses along Jasper Avenue. Lure homeless people into bus with 40 s of malt liquor. Drive bus(es) off cliff.

3 comments:

sdub said...

It's a good thing you're not a candidate in the upcoming election!

Jessica said...

BECAUSE I'D SWEEP THE POLLS!

Anonymous said...

it would sure make my job a lot easier!