'the Boarder'

I put that tape across the floor for a reason.

"No you can't use my longboard" means no you can't use my longboard. Ever. It doesn't mean you can take it to work when you sleep in and have no bus fare and Im sleeping so you can't ask me. IT MEANS DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING LONGBOARD.

"No you absolutely can not hang sheets from the ceiling" does not mean wait a few weeks and put them up while I'm out of the house. Are. You. Delusional?
Yes, yes you are.

Just because I don't care if Delain wears my shoes whenever, does not mean you've earned the same privelage. If you want to borrow something of mine, ask. If I'm not around to ask the answer is no. In fact, I'm probaly going to say no anyway so don't even entertain the notion of using my things.

I like the window open. I will not accomodate you. When you say things like 'have you ever considered putting your computer in your bedroom' it make me want to throat punch you.

Please. Make. Yourself. Sparse.